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LET'S LAUGH 🤣 THIS WEEKEND WITH MY 

5 YEARS OF TINKLE COLLECTION💝 :) ✨

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HERE ARE TONS AND KILOGRAMS OF JOKES  FOR YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

🤣😂😆FUN A THON😆😂🤣

Q : WHEN DO DUCKS WAKE UP?

ANS : AT THE QUACK OF DAWN 🔆

Q : IF THREE HYNAS AND TWO JACKALS WERE UNDER ONE UMBRELLA, HOW COME NO ONE GOT WET?

ANS : BECAUSE IT WASN'T RAINING!☂️

Q : WHY ARE SNAKES HARD TO FOOL?

ANS : BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PULL THIER LEGS!🐍

Q : WHAT DO SHARKS SAY WHEN SOMETHING INCREDIBLE HAPPENS?

ANS : THAT WAS REALLY JAWSOME! AND OFCOURSE FINTASTIC TOO! 🦈

Q : HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR EYES?

ANS : HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RABBIT WEARING SPECTACLES👓 ?

  RABBIT : "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HOPPY 🐇 ENDING!" 🐇👓

Q :WHAT JUMPS WHEN IT WALKS AND SITS WHEN IT STANDS?

ANS : A KANGAROO!

    KANGAROO: "WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS A POUCH POTATO" 🦘

Q : WHAT DOES EVERYONE START CHRISTMAS DAY WITH?

ANS : THE LETTER 'C'!! 🎄

Q : WHAT DO SNOWMEN DO ON A CHRISTMAS WEEKEND?

ANS : SNOWMEN: "OH US!! WE'RE JUST CHILIN' OUT!" ⛄

Q : WHAT WOULD YOU CALL DAVID IF HE LOST HIS ID?

ANS : DAV!!!! 😜

Q : WHAT WAS SNEHA DOING AT THE ATM STANDING ON ONE LEG?

ANS : SNEHA WAS CHECKING HER BALANCE!! 💴🏦

Q : CHLOE:"DID YOUR FAMILY MOVE A LOT WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER?"

ANS : AALYA:"HOW DID YOU KNOW? YES THEY DID, BUT I ALWAYS FOUND THEM!"

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Q : WHY DID NIA DID SUE START TALKING WITH JOE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE    EXAM?

ANS : BECAUSE THE QUESTION PAPER SAID 'DISCUSS'! :( 📜

Q : TEACHER: "COPYING FROM YOUR TEXTBOOK, I SEE !!"

ANS : STUDENT: "NO NO, MA'AM. THIS IS MY FRIEND'S, NEIGHBOUR'S, SISTER'S, BROTHER'S FRIEND WHO IS IN THE OTHER SECTION OF OUR CLASS, IT IS HIS TEXTBOOK!" 📘

Q : WHY DO MANY PEOPLE LIKE TO STUDY ABOUT MAGNETS AND MAGNETISM?

ANS : BECAUSE IT'S A VERY ATTRACTIVE FIELD.🧲

Q : WHY CAN'T WE WRITE AN EXAM WITH A BROCKEN PENCIL?

ANS : BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS.✎

Q : WHAT KIND OF MATHS ARE TREES GOOD AT?

ANS : GEOME - TREE 🌳

Q : WHAT DID THE CAT SAY WHEN HE COULDN'T REMMEMBERA SINGLE ANSWER?

ANS :"COME ON! MEOW, BE PAWSITIVE AND PAWRFECT!" 😸

Q : WHY DO WITCHES RIDE BROOMSTICKS?

ANS : BECAUSE VACCUME CLEANERS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE AND HEAVY!! 🧹

Q : WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLICE OFFICER WHO REFUSES TO GET OUT OF BED?

ANS : AN UNDERCOVER COP!! 👮🛏

Q : WHAT KINDS OF TREES GROW FINGERS?

ANS : PALM TREES, COURSE! 🌴

Q : WHY WAS CINDERELLA BAD AT SPORTS?

ANS : BECAUSE SHE HAD A PUMPKIN FOR HER COACH! 👸🎃👩🏻‍✈️

Q : WHAT ARE PIRATES FAV SEA FOOD?

ANS : SWORD FISH! 🐠

Q :WHY SHOULD YOU SET YOUR PASSWORD AS 2444666668888888?

ANS : SO THAT YOU CAN TELL THEM TRUTHFULLY THAT YOUR PASSWORD IS 12345678!🔒🔐🔓

Q : WHY SHOULD YOU EAT HEALTHY FOOD FROM A WEIGHING SCALE INSTEAD OF A PLATE?

ANS : SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE A BALANCED DIET!!! ⚖ 🥕

Q : WHY ARE BIRTHDAYS GOOD FOR YOU?

ANS : BECAUSE THE MORE YOU HAVE THEM, THE MORE LONGER YOU LIVE! 🎂🎁

Q : WHAT HAS 5 TOES BUT ISN'T YOUR FOOT?

ANS : MY FOOT!!!! 𝓜𝓨🦶

Q : WHY DID THE CHICKEN GO TO THE GYM?

ANS : BECAUSE HE WANTED TO EGGSERCISE! 🐔🥚🏋

Q : HOW DID THE OCTOPUS DEFEAT THE SHARK?

ANS : BECAUSE HE WAS WELL ARMED!! 🐙🗡🦈

Q : WHAT IS THE EASTER BUNNY'S FAVORITE DANCE FORM?

ANS : HIP HOP!! 💃👯

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